February 2012
first discovering a group: omfg how am I going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him I can tell by his ear shape
Riding in a car with your friends
wtfsofunny:
Riding in a car with your parents
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Me: Oh he's hot *clicks on blog*
Them: Sexual Orientation? Gay
Me: God fucking dammit.
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
Will Smith created everything
laugh-addict:
The Cat Daddy:
The Shuffle:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
The Cyclone:
The Dougie:
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my mum: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
maths teacher: (7x-2)^(1/3) + (7x+5)^(1/3) = 3
avril lavigne: why do you have to go and make things so complicated
homework: do me
me: chill out slut
follow the yolo brick road
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
person: wow that band does not belong to you dont be so possessive
person: other people can listen to them
person: just saying
person: omg calm down
person: is that a knife
person:
person:
person:
person:
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
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wtfsofunny:
worst 11 seconds of my life
wtf this blog is so funny:))
bliky:
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS YET?
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