December 2011
hyminh: RIP 2011 2011-2011
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inasolitarystyle: you know how in certain classes there’s no seating chart but everyone sits in the same seat every day so it’s known to everyone where you sit but there’s always that one faggot that sits in your seat one day and you’re like uhhh that’s my seat and he says there’s no assigned seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no fuck you that’s my seat i’m going to make your death look like an accident
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wedancelikeanimals: new year’s eve is on a saturday which means that it may not be my weekend but it’s gonna be my year
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bl0ggingqueen: womb-raider: kukluxkallum: womb-raider: Its just sad when British people try to make fun of Americans Its like no matter how hard they try, deep down, they know we’re better americans descended from europeans you’re our product it’s only when they grow up u realise it’s too late to abort them I COULDNT HEAR YOU OVER OUR FREEDOM AND SUPERIOR TEETH superior teeth
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
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How teens and adults text
thesebrightlights: nolwe-clevercloggs-coxon: ifancynoel: spookyhouse: jakeenglishswaifu: singlepixelsmiles: hoyitsjcbayan: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do...
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Spell your name with bands :3
giraffessayrawr: 3xilovefirex3: EvanSescence My Chemical Romance Iron and Wine Empires Mindless Self Indulgence Muse All Time Low Cobra Starship LoveHateHero Avenged Sevenfold In Fear And Faith Red Hot Chili Peppers Escape The Fate
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's...
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africans: powermuffgirls: i really miss you lmfao
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Civilized Debate With All Time Low
Rian: That's a dumb answer
Alex: You're a dumb answer
Rian: You're dumb
Alex: Your mom's dumb
Rian: Nice eyebrows
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Dec 29th
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When People are about to fight,
1. You have the instegator 2. The hype man 3. The Crowd 4. The Fighters 5. The Cryers 6. Then Me
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TYPE YOUR NAME: Monica
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: jmnoinhmjiujfs
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Monica
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: mkbhnix
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
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Rest in peace James Owen Sullivan
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After running to your bed before the ghosts catch... →
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Dumbledore: Hermione Granger, 2 for you.
Dumbledore: Harry Potter? 4 FOR YOU, HARRY POTTER! YOU GO HARRY POTTER!
Dumbledore: And, uh, do we have a Neville Schlongbottom?
Neville: It's Longbottom
Dumbledore: Oh, here Neville, 1 for you
Dumbledore: and none for Draco Malfoy bye
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