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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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first discovering a group: omfg how am I going to tell them apart

later in the obsession: omg yes that's him I can tell by his ear shape

Feb 29th

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Riding in a car with your friends

wtfsofunny: Riding in a car with your parents

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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step one: take out homework

step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!

Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Me: Oh he's hot *clicks on blog*
Them: Sexual Orientation? Gay
Me: God fucking dammit.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Spoiler Alert.

hiddlesfiddlesfassy: Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.

Feb 27th

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ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?

me: this is a raven baxter original.

Feb 27th

12,757 notes

Will Smith created everything

laugh-addict: The Cat Daddy: The Shuffle: The Single Ladies Dance: The Stanky Leg: The Cyclone: The Dougie: holyshit.jpg laugh-addict.com

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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my mum: dinner time
 literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU

Feb 25th

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maths teacher: (7x-2)^(1/3) + (7x+5)^(1/3) = 3

avril lavigne: why do you have to go and make things so complicated

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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homework: do me

me: chill out slut

Feb 25th

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follow the yolo brick road

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo

Feb 25th

36,445 notes

person: wow that band does not belong to you dont be so possessive 
person: other people can listen to them
person: just saying
person: omg calm down
person: is that a knife
person: 
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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him 
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air

Feb 25th

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